Mission
We host domino matches under conditions of maximum feline interference. Points awarded for chains completed before a cat sits on the double-blank.
Upcoming Events
Last year’s champion was a tabby. We do not discuss it.
Strictly regulated. Bribes of tuna accepted.
Membership
Dues: one cardboard box of suitable dignity and a lint roller for the scoring table.
Pairs may include one human and one cat. The cat is the senior partner.
Domino & Cat Commissariat
Chains optional; chaos mandatory.
Baci Stiggar
Tile Survival Chair
Chinger Andler
Paw Interference Judge
Dean Sarvishi
Box Privilege Officer
Doby CuBose
Double-Blank Warden
Pana Aula Funes-Baker
Lint Roller General
Pristina Kaily Dersaud
Tuna Bribe Ethics
Portraits adapted from public materials for this entirely fictional organization. Not an official portrait of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual duck.